Today's Headlines

LATER RUSSKIE

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INSANITY SELLS

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CANADA REDECORATED &
HAIR LOOKS GREAT

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BONO LOSES PANTS,
200 PHOTOGRAPHS TAKEN

"I didn't think that, 'Yippee, Bono has given me his black trousers, or 'Yippee, Bono has given me his hat."

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SALVATION ARMY COMMANDER:
I LIKES THE PORN