Quick to Judge? Good!

I'll admit it. I'm a snob.

There are things that people do, say or live in that make me cringe. I had a regular cringe-fest while reading a recent Washington Post article.

You may be a snob, too! I've selflessly put together this handy-dandy test to tell. Give yourself one point for each of the following quotes - all taken from that Post article - that make you cringe (muttering "My God" under your breath counts.) Scoring follows.

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To Bypass Ban, Relatives Wed in [Maryland] After Years of Seeking Acceptance

2.

ALTOONA, Pa.

3.

He also knew, even as a mere lad of 14, that this never would be just any romance, because the object of that rapturous gaze happened to be his cousin Eleanor.

4.

They knew their attraction -- she had felt it, too -- was taboo, and they kept it more or less a secret. That is, until last month, when they decided it was time to marry.

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... such groups as Cousins United to Defeat Discriminating Laws Through Education (C.U.D.D.L.E.)

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Friends dredged up Bible passages to scold them.

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They settled down in their blue-and-white mobile home ...

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... with three dogs, a cat, two guinea pigs named Beavis and Butt-Head, and an iguana that loves to eat kiwi.

9.

Andrews collects disability payments from the government.

10.

Amrhein works at the courtesy desk at Wal-Mart.

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"I tell people I married her for the health benefits and the Wal-Mart discount card," Andrews said, only half-joking.

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They agree to disagree on other things. He smokes Jacks 100's; she prefers Marlboros.

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He gushes at the thought of walking into Red Lobster and picking out the plumpest one in the tank.

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... don't ask her about eating groundhog. "It smells like a pork chop frying. Tastes like chicken," he said, helpfully.

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Six years ago, he proposed to her at the jewelry case in Wal-Mart

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Staff researchers Magda Jean-Louis and Bobbye Pratt contributed to this report.

1 - 3 Cringes: You are fine. Obviously, you cannot read the English language.

4 - 6 Cringes: I should have been more clear. You can use fingers on both hands to count.

7 - 9 Cringes: Your thirteenth summer, the old couch out in the garage, a slight summer wind keeping the stifling humidity at bay ... you and cousin Pat play tonsil hockey. Am I right?

10 - 12 Cringes: Close. Please be more judgmental in the future. Remember, if you don't understand it, it's wrong. Watch the 700 Club for quick pointers.

13 - 15 Cringes: Ahhhh. Feel the mental and social superiority pulsing within your veins? Feels good, doesn't it? Enjoy that feeling until the next time you read a glossy magazine and realize you're at least six months behind on culture, shopping & music.

16 Cringes: Bitch.