Happy in the Nation's Capital

In an odd move, Karl Rove tells President Bush that today is the day to impliment his new program aiming to garner new votes from Washington, D.C. natives and homosexuals.

Honestly, he did his best, but one should always be careful of the moves you're attempting during Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive."

I'm not sure RFK Stadium was the right venue for the program either.

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