Like a Crystal Ball!

Thank the Lord for The Washington Times.

Here's today's actual front page, proving the hours of slavish research they must put in to come up with new and exciting ideas that aren't obvious at all.

Through an exclusive relationship with a secret insider, I have obtained images of the front page of The Washington Times for three days IN THE FUTURE. Please keep these under your hat. I'd hate to scoop them.

Friday, April 29, 2005

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Tuesday, June 21, 2005