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President Bush - reeling after a drop in his poll numbers and backlash from Congress regarding his shady Dubai port deal today announced his comprehensive port security plan.

Each port will feature huge scary floating holograms of his angry screaming head!

Sound Effect: WUHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH WUHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH.

[Photo from Talk Left]

Second line of defense: Hairy Lobsters! Waves and waves of hairy lobsters!