And bacteria and complaints.

If you don't reguarly read Overheard in New York, please make sure you do from now on. Turns out nothing is funnier than what people say every day.

Sometimes I'll highlight some of my favorites here - entries that make me giggle at my desk. ("Carl, why is that spreadsheet so funny?")

Snuffy Ain't No Secret Anymore

Guy: We have to figure out a way to get rid of her bird.
Girl: I hate birds like that. They're full of secrets and dust.
Guy: And lice and opinions.

--13th & A