It's all French to me

Well, The Examiner hit the stands today. As expected, the arts coverage was brief (but at least they did something). The feature arts story was on Celine Dion. Why is it everytime this woman breathes the press is all over her? Her show in Vegas is sold out until the year 3427 - she doesn't need more press.

Then again, anything is better than another Cirque du Soleil in Vegas. Their new show at The Flamingo is performed in a pitch black room. No light is allowed near the audience or performers. You never see a thing. It's called Scamion. I'd tell you to see it, but it's sold out until the year 3427.