or "Hayden Christensen's premarital sex with Mallard Fillmore and Brittny Gastineau caused HPV"

People are searching for some odd things on Google. The searches are really freaky and sometimes scary. Luckily, some of them point to my site.

Recent searches that brought visitors to Appreciate the Cheese:

Hayden Christensen Premarital Sex

I'm wondering if this was "Availability of ..." or "Experiences during ..."

Celebrities with HPV

I'll admit, it must be hard to find a celebrity spokesperson for Human Pampiloma Virus.

Mallard Fillmore sucks and must die

Liberal anger returns. Finally!

Brittny Gastineau Annoying

Couldn't have said it better myself.