Oscar the Cat Predicts Patients' Deaths

Panda Had False Pregnancy, Zoo Confirms

Heat Nears Records in West

DC Fourth of July Guide 2007

lyin iz ok for prez peeps

President Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence

I'm in yr Supreme Court ...

A Rightward Turn and Dissension Define Court This Term

I CAN HAS PARDON PLZ?

What the?
Wikipedia: LOLCats

Huh?
Libby Becomes Inmate No. 28301-016

First Item needed for new Condo

Dachshund Draft Stopper keeps out the cold air! Plush pup's 31" freakishly, possibly nuclear-waste induced long body will guard that drafty door and keep those winter winds at bay. A great way to keep your home comfortable, heating bills affordable and concerned looks on the faces of your friends.

Helpful Hint #2

Summer gatherings are an excellent way to keep up with friends while making a casual meal (hot dogs, hamburgers) on the outdoor grill. Thoughtful hosts offer guests several condiments to top their dog.

Helpful Hint

Using weights while exercising will increase the speed of your results. Don't buy expensive weight sets - simply use items around the house!

Quote of 2006

*ahem*
drum roll, please.

From The Washington Post, regarding the impending hanging of Saddam Hussein:

Maliki said Friday that no one can overturn Hussein's death sentence and that there would be "no delay" in hanging Hussein. He added that "our respect for human rights" obliges his government to go ahead with the execution

Thank you! Good night! There will be no encore!

Ho Ho Houuuaaarrrgh!

Christmas CAN be scary!

sorry

i haven't posted in awhile. it's a-comin.

Bird Flu reaches Euro-Disney

Sometimes

working with the public is frustrating.